If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Quotation from comedian Steven Wright
Five Second Helpings (Snopes.com)
Tutorial: How to Make Skittles Vodka (MixThatDrink.com)
You may have eaten ergot-contaminated rye bread. Ergot is a grain fungus that produces LSD-like alkaloids which cause delirium when ingested. Ergot may have been a causing factor in the bizarre behavior that led to the tragic Salem Witch Trials of 1692.
Secret of the Dead: The Witch’s Curse (PBS)
This is Comic #600. Whoever sent me the beautiful RD Lingerie, I didn’t see a gift tag on the box, but thank you!!! I love it.
I love creative, inventive people, especially those who know bigger isn’t always better.
Parents: Beware of Vodka-Soaked Tampons (HubPages.com) Please don’t do this.
How to Make a Thanksgiving Turkey Out of Tampons (Tampon Crafts) Also learn how to make a Tampon Toupee, a Tampon Blowgun and other useful things.