Posts Tagged ‘Spring Break’

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There Are Never Enough Good Excuses

by Seraphine Khorana on April 27th, 2010
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There Are Never Enough Good Excuses

We tried to find a good excuse to extend our mini-holiday in Santa Cruz. We could think of a thousand “lame” excuses: We forgot which day it was; We couldn’t drive home because it was a ‘Spare the Air’ day; We had to clean up a potato that exploded in the microwave. But unfortunately, we couldn’t think of a GOOD excuse to stay.

Bad excuses are worse than none.
Quotation from Thomas Fuller

Please excuse Blanche from jim today. She is administrating.
Quotation from 28 Funny Excuses for Missing School (School-Survival.net)

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Virgin Mary

by Seraphine Khorana on April 7th, 2010
Posted In: Comics
Virgin Mary

I think the bartender was flirting.

I am not a sexy woman. I’m not beautiful. I’m not a sex kitten. I don’t flirt with people, yet I’ve been tagged more of a sex symbol than women who truly are– and I that’s solely because I don’t reveal too much. People are curious.
Quotation from Shirley Manson

I like my women like I like my coffee… covered in bees!
Quotation from Eddie Izzard

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Sticky Pants

by Seraphine Khorana on March 27th, 2010
Posted In: Comics
Sticky Pants

I’ve been flying by the seat of my pants. It has been a month since I’ve been told my department will be shutting down in six to twelve months, so time is precious. I’ve decided to take the Series 66 Registered Investment Advisor examination. I don’t know if that’s really what I want to do, but it gives me another option to pursue careerwise. And that means my updates to Encore Seraphine (and my time online) will be less frequent for a few weeks to a month.
Yes, I’m doing this on purpose. I love you all, and thank you for understanding.

Happy were she could finish forth her fate
In some unhaunted desert, where, obscure
From all society, from love and hate
Of worldly folk; then might she sleep secure.
Poem from Robert Devereux, A Passion of my Lord of Essex

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Spring Break: Are you shit-faced or is that just mud?

by Seraphine Khorana on March 22nd, 2009
Posted In: Comics
Spring Break: Are you shit-faced or is that just mud?

I can’t believe some of the stupid things I’ve done in my life. One time, I needed to plug in a vacuum cleaner. The tines on the plug-in were too wide, so I pressed them together as I inserted the plug. It was a shocking experience.

Love on the Fly: Volunteer Vacations (Time Magazine) An alternative to Spring Break is to volunteer serving in a soup kitchen or helping to build homes for the needy. Or even taking a volunteer vacation somewhere far from home.

Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party!”
Quotation from comedian Robin Williams

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