I think the bartender was flirting.
I am not a sexy woman. I’m not beautiful. I’m not a sex kitten. I don’t flirt with people, yet I’ve been tagged more of a sex symbol than women who truly are– and I that’s solely because I don’t reveal too much. People are curious.
Quotation from Shirley Manson
I like my women like I like my coffee… covered in bees!
Quotation from Eddie Izzard
I have no sense of direction. I know the sun sets in the west, and I can locate the North Star by following the Big Dipper. But going from Point A to an unknown Point B by myself usually involves drifting, unplanned side trips and lots of frustration. If you find a trail of skittles, please come and get me.
And I am willing to come to you now, my dear,
As a pigeon lets itself off from a cathedral dome
To be lost in the haze of the sky, I would like to come,
And be lost out of sight with you, and be gone like foam.
Poem by D.H. Lawrence, Elegy
If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Quotation from comedian Steven Wright
Five Second Helpings (Snopes.com)
Tutorial: How to Make Skittles Vodka (MixThatDrink.com)