Happy Samhain, everyone. Don’t forget to carve your turnips, to guide the dead on their journey.
As soon as I could collect my scattered senses, I found myself nearly suffocated, and groveling in utter darkness among a quantity of loose earth, which was also falling upon me heavily in every direction, threatening to bury me entirely.
Quotation from Edgar Allan Poe, The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym
Question: What is bigger than the Universe? Answer: The box it came in. Construct a Hypothesis: Insert tab A into Slot C with crochet hook G, repeat 21 times, then turn the corner. Draw a Conclusion : There is really no right or wrong.
The Pisces girl can swim about in an endless sea of emotions with no shore in sight and, as result, can end up absorbing so much emotional energy from her environment that she can become drained of vitality, causing her to withdraw into herself in the manner of a self-imposed exile of solitude.
Quotation from PiscesWoman.net
Face it: Wooing is out, Woo Woo is in. Courtship in America ended somewhere between the time the television shows The Brady Bunch and The Love Boat were cancelled.
One good idea would be to invite the Pisces lady to your home to show her your aquarium. You should start your seduction process when she is engrossed in seeing fishes in your aquarium. Give her a kiss on the shoulders and this will automatically lead her to your bedroom.
Quotation from “Seduction by Sun Signs” (TheSecretsofSeduction.com)
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1, 3 and 5.
Quotation from a Personal Ad (DateHookup.com)
Food is seduction. Prepared with fresh ingredients and some imagination, it excites the senses and engages the mind. Food is the ultimate foreplay.
Never trust a woman who doesn’t like to eat. She is probably lousy in bed.
Quotation from Federico Fellini
“Nice cookies.”
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Unwanted romantic attention is sexual spam. Sure, you can sexually spam a thousand people and– maybe– get laid once, but what’s the point?
Researchers Become Spammers To See How Successful Spam Is (TechDirt.com) Computer scientists at the University of California took over a zombie network to send out bogus spam and watch the fake orders roll in. Except they didn’t get many orders. They sent out 350 million spam messages, and received a grand total of 28 orders. But, even accepting the researchers’ numbers, they found that the full zombie network they used could probably bring in about $7k per day, or about $2 million per year.
Sex Drive 101: Do you think courteous drivers make better lovers?
My favorite use of condoms was in ‘Montana Sky,’ when Tess goes to seduce Nate at his desk and he’s kind of like, ‘Well, you know, I’m not prepared,’ and she pulls out like twenty of them, and he doesn’t know whether to be flattered or afraid.
Nora Roberts, as quoted in The New Yorker magazine
I am the very pink of courtesy.
Quotation from William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet