What sort of people make 1-900 calls? Paying by the minute
for sex talk or psychic advice doesn’t make sense. Stuff
that good shouldn’t be rushed. Mo’ bettah in person…

Roswell Chamber of Commerce

“Celestis is a postcremation service… We further reduce and
encapsulate them, identify each by name, Social Security
number and a religious symbol and place them into the payloader.”
Quotation by John Cherry, to a group of morticians who
want to send human remains into orbit around the earth

Don’t miss “Part 6: Actual Photograph of a Possible Alien”
in which I single-handedly solve the mystery of alien life on earth. It exists!