What sort of people make 1-900 calls? Paying by the minute
for sex talk or psychic advice doesn’t make sense. Stuff
that good shouldn’t be rushed. Mo’ bettah in person…
“Celestis is a postcremation service… We further reduce and
encapsulate them, identify each by name, Social Security
number and a religious symbol and place them into the payloader.”
Quotation by John Cherry, to a group of morticians who
want to send human remains into orbit around the earth
Don’t miss “Part 6: Actual Photograph of a Possible Alien”
in which I single-handedly solve the mystery of alien life on earth. It exists!
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