I’m not a mother but I still like to nurture and make pancakes.
I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try and make us pancakes.
George Carlin
I’m not a mother but I still like to nurture and make pancakes.
I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try and make us pancakes.
George Carlin
1) One would expect that 50% of all deaths are women. However, according to the CIA World Factbook, there are 107 men born for every 100 women. Since women live longer, the actual worldwide ratio of men to women is 1.01 to 1. Ergo, more men than women die. 2) A woman dies every minute from pregnancy complications and childbirth, mostly in poor countries. 3) Women never cry over nothing.
You did me
a favor
pushing me
out the window
I learned
how to
fly
Poem by Austin Straus
Good news/Bad news: Scientists in Australia have discovered a Spider-Killer Wasp. They capture and paralyze spiders, which are then eaten alive by the wasps’ larvae. The bad news is… they are wasps.
Crustacean invasion: Beware the green crab (Juneau Empire)
Oh, sick I am to see you, will you never let me be?
You may be good for something but you are not good for me.
Poem by A. E. Housman, A Shropshire Lad
I read about a girl in Australia who got pregnant from swimming in a public pool. She sued the city and won because the municipality had not properly chlorinated the pool.
Can You Really Get Pregnant From a Toilet? (Women’s Answers)
Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant.
Quotation from Jim Cole
Subconscious parenthood is an interesting subject. If the goal is to live a fulfilled, meaningful life, why get pregnant “accidentally on purpose?” If the desire is to have a child, make the experience a positive one. Absent a willing partner, explore artificial insemination, in vitro fertilization or adoption as valid “Plan A” options. Ambitious or predatory seduction should be relegated to Plan B. Or am I being a total priss?
Kate Spicer explains why getting pregnant after a one-night stand would be a happy mistake. (Daily Mail) This story is the inspiration for today’s comic.
Judge Orders FDA To Let 17-Year-Olds Use “Morning-After Pill” (NPR.com)
Lack of knowledge is only the second leading
cause of pregnancy. Sexual intercourse is the
leading cause. In case you didn’t know that.
“Some couples seem to get pregnant simply by talking about it.”
The Mayo Clinic
Planned Parenthood (PlannedParenthood.org)
National Organization for Women (NOW.org)
Can Lesbians Get Pregnant? (About.com)
How to Care for a Newborn (How Stuff Works)
“Babies are beautiful, wonderful, exciting, enchanting, extraordinary
little creatures—who grow up into ordinary folk like us.
Quotation from Doris Dyson
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