Posts Tagged ‘Pisces’

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How to Trick the Universe

by Seraphine Khorana on May 17th, 2010
Posted In: Comics
How to Trick the Universe

Question: What is bigger than the Universe? Answer: The box it came in. Construct a Hypothesis: Insert tab A into Slot C with crochet hook G, repeat 21 times, then turn the corner. Draw a Conclusion : There is really no right or wrong.

The Pisces girl can swim about in an endless sea of emotions with no shore in sight and, as result, can end up absorbing so much emotional energy from her environment that she can become drained of vitality, causing her to withdraw into herself in the manner of a self-imposed exile of solitude.
Quotation from PiscesWoman.net

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The Courtship Ceremony

by Seraphine Khorana on March 16th, 2010
Posted In: Comics
The Courtship Ceremony

Face it: Wooing is out, Woo Woo is in. Courtship in America ended somewhere between the time the television shows The Brady Bunch and The Love Boat were cancelled.

One good idea would be to invite the Pisces lady to your home to show her your aquarium. You should start your seduction process when she is engrossed in seeing fishes in your aquarium. Give her a kiss on the shoulders and this will automatically lead her to your bedroom.
Quotation from “Seduction by Sun Signs” (TheSecretsofSeduction.com)

A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1, 3 and 5.
Quotation from a Personal Ad (DateHookup.com)

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Drinking the Water of Lab Rats

by Seraphine Khorana on November 25th, 2008
Posted In: Comics
Drinking the Water of Lab Rats

I wonder if astronauts can wish upon a star? Maybe they have special rules about wishing like “You can’t make a wish on Uranus because that belongs to the Russians” or “No wishing for a parallel universe.” In space, you have to be careful what you wish for. If you get that pony you’ve been wanting, where are you going to put it? And everytime it pees, do you have to drink it? Um, no thank you. I’ll have a diet coke please.

Lab animals on the [International Space Station] breath and urinate, too, and we plan to reclaim their waste products along with the crew’s.
Quotation from Layne Carter, Marshall Space Flight Center

Water on the Space Station (science.nasa.gov) Rationing and recycling will be an essential part of life on the International Space Station.

When Paris has to pee, Paris has to pee!
Quotation from Paris Hilton

The only rule is don’t be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.
Another quotation from Paris Hilton

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