Posts Tagged ‘Paris’

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If a Tree Falls in the Forest, Knock on Wood

by Seraphine Khorana on March 10th, 2009
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If a Tree Falls in the Forest, Knock on Wood

After seeing photos of ex-bf Benji Madden spending Valentine’s Day with “I Kissed a Girl” singer Katy Perry, Paris Hilton was reportedly jealous. However, she commented “Benji is a nice young fellow, but my heart really belongs to my cat.”
It’s my opinion this depression won’t end until Paris becomes front page news again.
Falling trees are making such a racket, all “normal” background noise is being drowned out.
Paris, it’s time for you to step up. The world needs you. Do something!

American Idol gives viewers a surprise (Houston Chronicle)

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Costa Rica, Part Eight: Cocodrilos

by Seraphine Khorana on January 26th, 2009
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Costa Rica, Part Eight: Cocodrilos

What is it with public toilets? I once went to a nice cafe in Paris, but it had a hole in the ground (it was called, I think, a Turkish toilet). In Costa Rica, I twice found toilets with no seats, one in a restaurant. My opinion: Public potties shouldn’t be an adventure to use.

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.
Quotation from Ernest Hemingway

All my good reading, you mught say, was done in the toilet… There are passages in Ulysses which can be read only in the toilet —if one wants to extract the full flavor of their content.
Quotation from Henry Miller, A Saturday Afternoon

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This is you one day. Get used to it.

by Seraphine Khorana on May 27th, 2008
Posted In: Comics
This is you one day. Get used to it.

Last year, somebody found a used toothbrush in
Paris Hilton’s trash and sold it on eBay for $305.00.
Remember, when you share someone’s toothbrush,
you’re brushing with everyone they’ve slept with too!

Bidding War for Paris Hilton’s Garbage (Washington Post)

“A bunch of germs were whooping it up in the Bronchial Saloon.
The bacillus handling the larynx was jazzing a gag-time tune,
While back of the tongue in a solo game sat Dangerous Ah Kerchoo.
And watching his luck was his light of love, the malady known as Flu.”
Quoted from Cal Beacock, The Pundit (Reader’s Digest)

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