Who did Mother love the most? When we were alone, she’d say to me “I love you the most, Sera.” It was only later that my sisters and I discovered that she’d said the same thing to each of us.
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.
Quotation from Bill Cosby
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
Quotation from P.J. O’Rourke
Dear Government. I left my peace dividend on the coffee table
and now it’s missing. I was counting on that for my future.
P.S. Please send cash only. I no longer accept debit checks.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth
that allow their children to come back home.
Quotation from Bill Cosby
And my parents finally realise that I’m kidnapped and
they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room.
Quotation from Woody Allen
See also Wireheads, a great comic by Jim “Jimbo” Hillin. I recently did this guest comic for him. Buy his book.