Posts Tagged ‘Naughty List’

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Promiscuous Women / Divine Retribution

by Seraphine Khorana on April 21st, 2010
Posted In: Comics
Promiscuous Women / Divine Retribution

If I can’t blame YOU, who else is there to blame?

Father Wages Court Battle Against Funeral Protests “Military deaths are the work of a wrathful God who punishes the United States for tolerating homosexuality.” (ABC News)

Why Is Pat Robertson Blaming Haiti? “The [Haitian earthquake] was divine retribution for a pact with the devil.” (Time Magazine)

Disabled Kids are God’s Punishment for Abortion “God is taking “vengeance” on parents who have had abortions by making their other children disabled.” (CBS News)

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Merry Christmas

by Seraphine Khorana on December 25th, 2009
Posted In: Comics
Merry Christmas

A wish for world peace from me to you. Merry Christmas.

Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year when people can obey their natural impulses and express their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious.
Quotation from Francis C. Farley

Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.
Quotation from Janice Maeditere

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Ho! Ho! Ho! Santa’s Naughty List

by Seraphine Khorana on December 13th, 2009
Posted In: Comics
Ho! Ho! Ho! Santa’s Naughty List

I’m proud to think that I’m on Santa’s Nice List. But I take secret pleasure in knowing I’m somewhere on his Naughty List too.

I was often very, incredibly naughty, and if I didn’t come home at tea time, I used to be sent to bed without any dinner. But people used to bring me things; I was better fed in bed.
Quotation from Diane Cilento

Sorry there’s no photo in today’s comic. I’ve been virtuously wrapping gifts and decorating the house this weekend. I’m hoping to avoid the last minute holiday panic that gripped me last year.

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Shopping Days (Open to Negotiation)

by Seraphine Khorana on December 3rd, 2009
Posted In: Comics
Shopping Days (Open to Negotiation)

The negotiations have begun. We don’t want to disappoint loved ones, but we don’t want to stress our finances either. If you want that iPod, I get a new camera. What will it take to make you happy?

Three in 10 Americans report a job loss in their household in the past year; among the rest, nearly half are worried about it happening in the months ahead. That makes it an uncomfortable time to spend.
Quotation from ABC News

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.
Quotation from Dalai Lama

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Deep Pocket Santa

by Seraphine Khorana on December 14th, 2008
Posted In: Comics
Deep Pocket Santa

Since I’m on Santa’s Naughty List this year, I don’t want to waste the last couple of weeks before 2009 being virtuous. No no no no no.
Are you on Santa’s Nice list? Or have you been Naughty too?

“Scared of Santa” Photo Gallery (ChicagoTribune.com)
Adults Only: Gibbet Cage A pre-19th century style raw steel cage with four hex-head screw closures and a large suspending ring. (Fettered Pleasures)

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Dancer, Prancer, Vixen

by Seraphine Khorana on December 13th, 2008
Posted In: Comics
Dancer, Prancer, Vixen

I miss childhood innocence. I blame myself for my corruption because I couldn’t wait to grow up. I wanted to be 13, then 16, then 18, then 21 years old. I told people I was two years older than I really was. Once you give up believing in Santa Claus, nothing is convincingly “pretend real” anymore.

Mommy, Is Santa Real? (Quazen.com)
Talk to Santa at the Milk & Cookies Bar (MightySanta.com)

Then I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
What a laugh it would have been
If daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.
Lyric from Jessica Simpson, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

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Proud to be on Santa’s Naughty List

by Seraphine Khorana on December 6th, 2008
Posted In: Comics
Proud to be on Santa’s Naughty List

I’ve never liked people who were “Goody-Goody” because I could never live up to their standards. And that’s the point: why are their standards necessarily better than mine, especially in matters that shouldn’t concern them? If they think I’m naughty, it’s their problem.
*Note to Santa: If you’re nice to me, I’ll be nice to you.

No one’s gonna tell me
What’s wrong or what’s right
Or tell me who to eat with sleep with
Or that I’ve won the big fight
Song by Adam Ant, Goody Two Shoes

Virtue cannot separate itself from reality without becoming a principle of evil.
Quotation from Albert Camus, Moderation and Excess

I make a virtue of my suffering.
Quotation from Robert Frost, New Hampshire

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