I invented a new game to play. It’s called Name Something.
Begin the game by saying “Name something you don’t leave…”
Examples: Name something you don’t leave… where your mother can find it.
Name something you don’t leave… in your carry-on luggage at the airport.
Name something you don’t leave… in your medicine cabinet when you have company.
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My neighbor got remarried. I accidentally called his new wife Kelly. Why didn’t he marry an Emma or a Riley, instead of someone whose name is so close to his ex-wife’s name? Doh!
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Quotation from Bill Cosby
Here lies one whose name was writ in water.
Quotation from the tombstone of John Keats
I hate brain farts, those momentary lapses in memory that come at the most embarrassing times. This is also called maladaptive brain activity, and it affects, apparently, the tongue. As in, I can’t remember your name, but it’s right at the tip of my tongue.
Scientists decode brain farts (MSNBC Health) Up to 30 seconds before your goof, the brain starts acting abnormally.