Posts Tagged ‘Military’

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Promiscuous Women / Divine Retribution

by Seraphine Khorana on April 21st, 2010
Posted In: Comics
Promiscuous Women / Divine Retribution

If I can’t blame YOU, who else is there to blame?

Father Wages Court Battle Against Funeral Protests “Military deaths are the work of a wrathful God who punishes the United States for tolerating homosexuality.” (ABC News)

Why Is Pat Robertson Blaming Haiti? “The [Haitian earthquake] was divine retribution for a pact with the devil.” (Time Magazine)

Disabled Kids are God’s Punishment for Abortion “God is taking “vengeance” on parents who have had abortions by making their other children disabled.” (CBS News)

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Psst. Do you wanna Hummer?

by Seraphine Khorana on June 3rd, 2009
Posted In: Comics
Psst. Do you wanna Hummer?

It was announced yesterday that General Motors struck a deal to sell their Hummer brand to China’s Sichuan Tengzhong Heavy Industrial Machinery. Unless they plan to sell jeeps to the Chinese military, who will buy them? Suckers.

Why People Love to Hate the Hummer (Newsweek) “We asked a Toyota of Santa Monica dealer to evaluate what a Hummer like ours would get in trade for a Prius. He said he would probably only make the deal if we paid him $25,000, which is, ahem, about the price of a Prius.”

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Predatory Drones

by Seraphine Khorana on August 10th, 2008
Posted In: Comics
Predatory Drones

You don’t suppose we’re trying to break down the door
Without first trying the knob to see if it’s unlocked? Nahhh.

FBI Most Wanted: Usama Bin Ladin (fbi.gov)
Military Use of Unmanned Aircraft Soars (Mindfully.org)

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Quotation from George Carlin

This is my 400th Comic. Thank you for peeping, dear loyal Readers.
In 400, Goths were attacked by Huns. There were Franks in Holland, and rampaging Vandals.
400 is the square of 20. 400 is divisible by the sum of its own base 10 digits, making it a Harshad number.
In client error code, 400 ‘Bad Request’ means the request contains bad syntax or cannot be fulfilled.
400 was the serial number of the RMS Olympic, the Titanic’s sister ship.

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
Another Quotation from George Carlin

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A Searching and Fearless Moral Inventory of Ourselves

by Seraphine Khorana on July 25th, 2008
Posted In: Comics
A Searching and Fearless Moral Inventory of Ourselves

“I am no longer the Decision Maker,” joked President Bush. But
if the Military Readiness Enhancement Act, which would overturn
“Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” is passed, he’s expected to veto it.

“Gays are not liberated yet. Their struggle is just beginning in an American culture that is still essentially fearful about homosexuality. But some mothers of gays now march proudly in Gay Liberation parades their children are just as precious to them as the children being defended by anti-gay forces. No matter how anyone feels on this explosive subject, mothers and their gay children are here to stay and everyone might as well get on with dealing with, understanding, and accepting this fact.”
Quotation from Liz Smith, The Mother Book

Civil Rights: Asking and Telling (ThinkProgress.org)
“Wall Street Got Drunk,” Bush Says (Reuters UK)
Alcoholics Anonymous’ Version of the 12-Step Program (12Step.org)

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