Posts Tagged ‘Language’

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Fowl Language

by Seraphine Khorana on May 19th, 2010
Posted In: Comics
Fowl Language

I had an embarrassment today. I was singing along to the Huff This! version of the Violent Femmes song Blister in the Sun when I pulled into my parking space at work. I was still singing when I turned my car off and opened the door. “I just want to feel you scream so fuuuck me.” Of course, that was the exact moment two construction workers walked by. Fuuuuck me! My face was bright red as I speed-walked the rest of the way to work.

Music is well said to be the speech of angels.
Quotation from Thomas Carlyle

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You Have A Good One

by Seraphine Khorana on January 11th, 2010
Posted In: Comics
You Have A Good One

“You have a good one” is akin to saying “Have a Nice Day.”
Isn’t it ironic that “A Good One” is also a congratulatory phrase used when someone tells a “Good Joke?”

Men are most apt to believe what they least understand.
Quotation from Michel Eyquem, Of Cripples

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Paradox Connection Strings

by Seraphine Khorana on March 23rd, 2009
Posted In: Comics
Paradox Connection Strings

DataBaseQuery=EyesMouth&BodyLanguage;Provider=MySequel;PersistSecurity=Yes;
Allow=UltraSafeCommit;Use=LongQualifiers;Timeout=YesNoMaybe;Parameters=Required;
ExtendedProperties=Paradox; <= Yes, this is my post today. No, it doesn’t make sense.

The severed head was held up… by the executioner. This was not, as many people think, to show the crowd the head, but to show the head the crowd and it’s own body! Consciousness remains for at least eight seconds after beheading, until lack of oxygen causes unconsciousness and death.
Quotation from Jack & Jill (Rhymes.org) Nursery Rhymes: Lyrics and Origins

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