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The Llama Sutra

by Seraphine Khorana on September 19th, 2010
Posted In: Comics
The Llama Sutra

“Beeeeee” said the llama. That is very good advice. Just be.

The wife should always avoid the company of female beggars, female buddish mendicants, unchaste and roguish women, female fortune tellers and witches.
Quotation from Vatsyayana, Kama Sutra (Aphorisms on Love) “When love becomes intense, pressing with the nails or scratching the body with them is practised on the following occasions: On the first visit; at the time of setting out on a journey; on the return from a journey; at the time when an angry lover is reconciled; and lastly when the woman is intoxicated.”

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The Kissing Booth

by Seraphine Khorana on February 4th, 2009
Posted In: Comics
The Kissing Booth

Garlic promotes the growth of bacteria in the mouth. The best way to get rid of garlic breath is to floss and brush. Eating a dill pickle also helps. But if you eat enough garlic, the smell of it “seeps” through your skin. That’s ok, garlic is a natural mosquito repellant. And you’ll never be bothered by vampires.

My Vampire name is Serenula Lonesomhel. What’s yours?
Does garlic protect against vampires? An experimental study (PubMed.gov National Center for Biotechnology Information)

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Dancer, Prancer, Vixen

by Seraphine Khorana on December 13th, 2008
Posted In: Comics
Dancer, Prancer, Vixen

I miss childhood innocence. I blame myself for my corruption because I couldn’t wait to grow up. I wanted to be 13, then 16, then 18, then 21 years old. I told people I was two years older than I really was. Once you give up believing in Santa Claus, nothing is convincingly “pretend real” anymore.

Mommy, Is Santa Real? (Quazen.com)
Talk to Santa at the Milk & Cookies Bar (MightySanta.com)

Then I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
What a laugh it would have been
If daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.
Lyric from Jessica Simpson, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

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Love is a Strange Blend

by Seraphine Khorana on December 8th, 2008
Posted In: Comics
Love is a Strange Blend

Yin asked me to tell you, Jenny, that she loves you
and she’s sorry. She didn’t sleep last night, and she
waited for you, and she waited and she waited…

I was led into love with an eager palm,
full of life and vigour and youth.
I was shunted from love with the back of the hand,
careless, selfish and uncouth.
The winds do moan as the trees howl from their roots
and the days grow cold, as the nights grow fierce
with the remembrance of the lover’s previous hold
and the bittersweet tear for the wisdom untold.
Poem by Claudia Fitzgerald,
“Who so loves, believes the impossible.” Elizabeth Barrett Browning

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Quotation from Ingrid Bergman

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Hell Week, Part 6: Kiss of Death

by Seraphine Khorana on May 3rd, 2008
Posted In: Comics
Hell Week, Part 6: Kiss of Death

This completes Hell Week. I hope you enjoyed this series.

Learn How to Kiss (Wikihow.com)
What is the Kiss of Death? (Wikipedia.org)

“The kiss of Judas, I feel the lips on my cheek
The kiss of Judas, hold me once again
unkept promises, the night awaits, the act of confidence.”
Song by Stratovarious, The Kiss Of Judas

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