I need cheering up. Does anyone have something uplifting or funny to say? Maybe a little joke?
What do you give a sick bird?
A tweetment.
Quotation from JokesByKids.com
Who recognises the church in the photo? It’s located in the Northern California town of Bodega, and it was shown in the Alfred Hitchcock film The Birds.
“You have a good one” is akin to saying “Have a Nice Day.”
Isn’t it ironic that “A Good One” is also a congratulatory phrase used when someone tells a “Good Joke?”
Men are most apt to believe what they least understand.
Quotation from Michel Eyquem, Of Cripples
A friend of mine suggested that Encore Seraphine tell some jokes.
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
Quotation from George Carlin
I had a lot of pimples too. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.
Quotation from Rodney Dangerfield
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Cows Go. Cows Go who? No, Cows Go Moooo!