I am sick. I’ve been in bed all weekend. Since we’re both sick, I don’t get any sympathy.
The sick grapes on the chair by the bed lie prone; at the window
The tassel of the blind swings gently, tapping the pane,
As a little wind comes in.
The room is the hollow rind of a fruit, a gourd
Scooped out and dry, where a spider,
Folded in its legs as in a bed,
Lies on the dust, watching where is nothing to see but twilight and walls.
Poem by D.H. Lawrence, Malade
I found some turkey vultures sunning themselves by the road after a rain storm near the carcass of a deer. The way they were looking at me, I felt like a fresh cupcake topped with buttercream frosting.
When you look at a cupcake, you’ve got to smile.
Quotation from Anne Byrn
And sometimes things to bed I take,
As prudent sailors have to do;
Perhaps a slice of wedding-cake,
Perhaps a toy or two.
Quotation from Robert Louis Stevensen, My Bed is a Boat
Garlic promotes the growth of bacteria in the mouth. The best way to get rid of garlic breath is to floss and brush. Eating a dill pickle also helps. But if you eat enough garlic, the smell of it “seeps” through your skin. That’s ok, garlic is a natural mosquito repellant. And you’ll never be bothered by vampires.
My Vampire name is Serenula Lonesomhel. What’s yours?
Does garlic protect against vampires? An experimental study (PubMed.gov National Center for Biotechnology Information)