I need cheering up. Does anyone have something uplifting or funny to say? Maybe a little joke?
What do you give a sick bird?
A tweetment.
Quotation from JokesByKids.com
Who recognises the church in the photo? It’s located in the Northern California town of Bodega, and it was shown in the Alfred Hitchcock film The Birds.
I invented a new game to play. It’s called Name Something.
Begin the game by saying “Name something you don’t leave…”
Examples: Name something you don’t leave… where your mother can find it.
Name something you don’t leave… in your carry-on luggage at the airport.
Name something you don’t leave… in your medicine cabinet when you have company.
A friend of mine suggested that Encore Seraphine tell some jokes.
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
Quotation from George Carlin
I had a lot of pimples too. One day I fell asleep in a library. I woke up and a blind man was reading my face.
Quotation from Rodney Dangerfield
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Cows Go. Cows Go who? No, Cows Go Moooo!