When a chicken brings you arugula, it is considered an act of love.
I certify no animals were harmed during the making of this comic.
The scarecrow is a trained professional.
My class project is due and finals are on Wednesday.
My salad days, when I was green in judgment…
Quotation from Wm. Shakespeare, Anthony And Cleopatra
Boys, I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad.
Quotation from Lyndon B. Johnson, former American President
I am the happiest piglet in the world. I’m done with finals. The instructor told me I had enough credits for an A (afterwards!) and that I didn’t really have to take the final exam.
I know that if I’d had to go and take an exam for acting, I wouldn’t have got anywhere. You don’t take exams for acting, you take your courage.
Quotation from Dame Edith Evans
They only ask you one question, they say ‘Who are you?’ and I got seventy-five per cent on that.
Quotation from Peter Cook
This October is the 25th anniversary of National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. More than 40,000 men and women will die from this disease this year. Early detection can save your life. Although men and women of all ages can get breast cancer, women especially aged 40 and older should get a mammogram and clinical breast exam every year. Please have yourself checked. And if you don’t already know how, it’s important that you learn how to self-examine your breasts.
Susan G. Komen for the Cure is the world’s largest grassroots network of breast cancer survivors and activists.
I hate yammering. It’s embarrassing. Somebody teach me not to be psycho.
All day in the one chair
From dream to dream and rhyme to rhyme I have ranged
In rambling talk with an image of air:
Vague memories, nothing but memories.
Poem by W.B. Yeats, Broken Dreams
They say “close” only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes. It also counts in slow dancing, I suppose. And Petanque.
What is Petanque? (Wikipedia) The goal is, while standing with the feet together in a small circle, to throw hollow metal balls as close as possible to a small wooden ball called a cochonnet (jack).
You should then offer them your oldest, most battered set of 3 rusty, odd boules, of vastly different weights and sizes, insisting they play with them.
Quotation from Ray Ager, New Boules (Petanque.org)
