Last year, somebody found a used toothbrush in
Paris Hilton’s trash and sold it on eBay for $305.00.
Remember, when you share someone’s toothbrush,
you’re brushing with everyone they’ve slept with too!
Bidding War for Paris Hilton’s Garbage (Washington Post)
“A bunch of germs were whooping it up in the Bronchial Saloon.
The bacillus handling the larynx was jazzing a gag-time tune,
While back of the tongue in a solo game sat Dangerous Ah Kerchoo.
And watching his luck was his light of love, the malady known as Flu.”
Quoted from Cal Beacock, The Pundit (Reader’s Digest)
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