Posts Tagged ‘Drunk’

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The Llama Sutra

by Seraphine Khorana on September 19th, 2010
Posted In: Comics
The Llama Sutra

“Beeeeee” said the llama. That is very good advice. Just be.

The wife should always avoid the company of female beggars, female buddish mendicants, unchaste and roguish women, female fortune tellers and witches.
Quotation from Vatsyayana, Kama Sutra (Aphorisms on Love) “When love becomes intense, pressing with the nails or scratching the body with them is practised on the following occasions: On the first visit; at the time of setting out on a journey; on the return from a journey; at the time when an angry lover is reconciled; and lastly when the woman is intoxicated.”

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Mother’s Day

by Seraphine Khorana on May 8th, 2010
Posted In: Comics
Mother’s Day

I’m not a mother but I still like to nurture and make pancakes.

I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try and make us pancakes.
George Carlin

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Love Drunk

by Seraphine Khorana on July 2nd, 2009
Posted In: Comics
Love Drunk

Why do politicians make the worst decisions?

South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford: Mistress is ‘soul mate,’ but I want to fall back in love with wife (New York Daily News)

I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light – but hey, that would be going into sexual details…
Quotation from Governor Mark Sanford, written in an email to his “soulmate” Maria Belen Chapur

He was writing something and wanted some space to get away from the kids.
Quotation from Jenny Sanford, on her husband’s mysterious “disappearance”

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Hands Tied

by Seraphine Khorana on February 7th, 2009
Posted In: Comics
Hands Tied

I’ve felt i could do anything, even with one hand tied behind my back. If i put my mind to it. If I worked hard enough. If i got the chance.

I went to Springfield. There I met a lush,
Whose father just deceased left him a fortune.
He married me when drunk. My life was wretched.
A year passed and one day they found him dead.
That made me rich. I moved on to Chicago.
After a time met Tyler Rountree, villain.
I moved on to New York. A gray-haired magnate
Went mad about me—so another fortune.
He died one night right in my arms, you know.
(I saw his purple face for years thereafter.)
There was almost a scandal. I moved on,
This time to Paris. I was now a woman,
Insidious, subtle, versed in the world and rich.
Poem by Edgar Lee Masters, Dora Williams

I’ve been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.
Quotation from F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

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A Searching and Fearless Moral Inventory of Ourselves

by Seraphine Khorana on July 25th, 2008
Posted In: Comics
A Searching and Fearless Moral Inventory of Ourselves

“I am no longer the Decision Maker,” joked President Bush. But
if the Military Readiness Enhancement Act, which would overturn
“Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” is passed, he’s expected to veto it.

“Gays are not liberated yet. Their struggle is just beginning in an American culture that is still essentially fearful about homosexuality. But some mothers of gays now march proudly in Gay Liberation parades their children are just as precious to them as the children being defended by anti-gay forces. No matter how anyone feels on this explosive subject, mothers and their gay children are here to stay and everyone might as well get on with dealing with, understanding, and accepting this fact.”
Quotation from Liz Smith, The Mother Book

Civil Rights: Asking and Telling (ThinkProgress.org)
“Wall Street Got Drunk,” Bush Says (Reuters UK)
Alcoholics Anonymous’ Version of the 12-Step Program (12Step.org)

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How Did It Happen?

by Seraphine Khorana on May 8th, 2008
Posted In: Comics
How Did It Happen?

Lack of knowledge is only the second leading
cause of pregnancy. Sexual intercourse is the
leading cause. In case you didn’t know that.

“Some couples seem to get pregnant simply by talking about it.”
The Mayo Clinic

Planned Parenthood (PlannedParenthood.org)
National Organization for Women (NOW.org)
Can Lesbians Get Pregnant? (About.com)
How to Care for a Newborn (How Stuff Works)

“Babies are beautiful, wonderful, exciting, enchanting, extraordinary
little creatures—who grow up into ordinary folk like us.
Quotation from Doris Dyson

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