Posts Tagged ‘Dating’

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The Best Sex of your Life

by Seraphine Khorana on July 18th, 2010
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The Best Sex of your Life

Sex is better when you can think of more things to like about someone than things you don’t like. It helps if the things you like aren’t all superficial.

The less you talk, the more sex you will get.
Ryan, 30, as quoted in Glamour Magazine, 101 Ways to Have the Best Sex of Your Life

My grandmother told me, ‘He should love you more than you love him.’ Two years and a bad breakup later, I realized that dating someone I loved less was an exercise in mind-numbing boredom.
Ruthie, 31, ibid.

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The Courtship Ceremony

by Seraphine Khorana on March 16th, 2010
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The Courtship Ceremony

Face it: Wooing is out, Woo Woo is in. Courtship in America ended somewhere between the time the television shows The Brady Bunch and The Love Boat were cancelled.

One good idea would be to invite the Pisces lady to your home to show her your aquarium. You should start your seduction process when she is engrossed in seeing fishes in your aquarium. Give her a kiss on the shoulders and this will automatically lead her to your bedroom.
Quotation from “Seduction by Sun Signs” (TheSecretsofSeduction.com)

A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1, 3 and 5.
Quotation from a Personal Ad (DateHookup.com)

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Do Beautiful People know what Beauty really is?

by Seraphine Khorana on November 15th, 2009
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Do Beautiful People know what Beauty really is?

A dating website called Beautiful People only accepts new members by a popular vote of its existing members. In the past month, its members rejected almost two million hopefuls who had posted online photos of themselves. Their verdict? Swedish men and Norwegian women are the most beautiful in the world (with 76% of them accepted). Brazilians also scored high. Meanwhile, Britons are considered among the ugliest in the world, along with Russian and Polish men. The Germans also didn’t poll very well (only 14% were accepted).

Beauty stands
In the admiration only of weak minds
Led captive.
Poem from John Milton, Paradise Regained

A thing of beauty is a joy for ever:
Its loveliness increases; it will never
Pass into nothingness; but still will keep
A bower quiet for us, and a sleep
Full of sweet dreams, and health, and quiet breathing.
Poem from John Keats, Endymion

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Desperately Seeking Squeaky Fromme

by Seraphine Khorana on August 6th, 2009
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Desperately Seeking Squeaky Fromme

Is it strange that some people seek to have relationships with high-profile criminals, including murderers and rapists? Scott Peterson, convicted of murdering his wife Laci and their unborn son Conner, has received at least three marriage proposals while on death row at San Quentin prison. Both Erik and Lyle Menendez, brothers convicted of murdering their parents, got married while in prison. Maybe marrying somebody famous (or dangerous) makes you feel special…

Squeaky Fromme Soon Out of Prison (SFGate.com) Fromme stood vigil at the Charles Manson trial and, like other supporters, carved an “X” on her forehead as a sign of solidarity. Manson, who had recruited her off the streets in Southern California, called her “Squeaky” because of her voice.

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Natural Male Enhancements

by Seraphine Khorana on May 21st, 2009
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Natural Male Enhancements

It’s simple. A hairy back alone offers too little material for a good fantasy. A sense of humor, confidence, and the ability to express yourself are turn-ons.

How to Be More Attractive to Women (eHow.com) “Display high social value.”
How To Be More Attractive To Men (eHow.com) “Smile. Cross your legs.”
Why Beautiful Women Marry Less Attractive Men (Live Science) “Women are more interested in having a supportive husband.”

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There are two kinds of people…

by Seraphine Khorana on April 11th, 2009
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There are two kinds of people…

The world can be divided into two kinds of people: Conservative and Liberal; Those that have clean houses and those that have Abyssian cats; Those who admit they pee in the shower and those who lie. What two kinds of people have you noticed? (It’s not a test. You don’t have to be right.)

Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you’re really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I’ve got a few missing. It’s ok though, because I’ve got some more vibrant colors like periwinkle at my disposal. I have a bit of a problem though in that I can only meet the 8-color boxes.
Quotation from John Mayer (who has dated Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Simpson)

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Dating

by Seraphine Khorana on May 1st, 2007
Posted In: Comics
Dating

Dating rule #1 should be not to date people with problems greater than your own.

One night at the Wet Kitty, I met a sexy Dutch girl. We talked about places we knew in Amsterdam and Den Haag. She promised to send me a cooking recipe. She finally asked me to dance. She told me privately she was attracted to pain. Her fantasy was to be beaten with a board. She scared me.

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