Posts Tagged ‘Cost’

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Expectations

by Seraphine Khorana on September 25th, 2009
Posted In: Comics
Expectations

I hate when something is advertised as “FREE” but you have to buy something to get it, as in: Buy 4 and get the 5th one free. It’s not free, it’s a conditional discount.

“But you said buy two and get the third one free.”
“No, I clearly stated buy three and get two, and the sign says No Refunds or Returns on Sale Merchandise.”
“But that doesn’t make sense.”
“Dear, I couldn’t state it any clearer.”

The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off.
Quotation from Gloria Steinem

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There are two kinds of people…

by Seraphine Khorana on April 11th, 2009
Posted In: Comics
There are two kinds of people…

The world can be divided into two kinds of people: Conservative and Liberal; Those that have clean houses and those that have Abyssian cats; Those who admit they pee in the shower and those who lie. What two kinds of people have you noticed? (It’s not a test. You don’t have to be right.)

Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you’re really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I’ve got a few missing. It’s ok though, because I’ve got some more vibrant colors like periwinkle at my disposal. I have a bit of a problem though in that I can only meet the 8-color boxes.
Quotation from John Mayer (who has dated Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Simpson)

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