Posts Tagged ‘Cigarettes’

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Love Comes with a Warning Label

by Seraphine Khorana on June 12th, 2009
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Love Comes with a Warning Label

Caution: Love may be hazardous to your health. It can cause headaches, dizzinesss, weakness, nausea, vertigo and stomach aches. Love is highly addictive; Studies have shown that Love can be harder to quit than heroin or cocaine. Your children are twice as likely to Love if you do.

Cigarettes sold in Canada must display warnings which take up 50% of the principal display space. (Physicians for a Smoke-Free Canada)

Great passions, my dear, don’t exist: they’re liars fantasies. What do exist are little loves that may last for a short or a longer while.
Quotation from Anna Magnani

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The Kissing Booth

by Seraphine Khorana on February 4th, 2009
Posted In: Comics
The Kissing Booth

Garlic promotes the growth of bacteria in the mouth. The best way to get rid of garlic breath is to floss and brush. Eating a dill pickle also helps. But if you eat enough garlic, the smell of it “seeps” through your skin. That’s ok, garlic is a natural mosquito repellant. And you’ll never be bothered by vampires.

My Vampire name is Serenula Lonesomhel. What’s yours?
Does garlic protect against vampires? An experimental study (PubMed.gov National Center for Biotechnology Information)

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Part 4- Alien Abduction

by Seraphine Khorana on January 23rd, 2008
Posted In: Comics
Part 4- Alien Abduction

One night, I got angry drunk and made made a lemon of myself.
Somebody said “Don’t let her in again, she’s been kicked out.” I vommed
in some grass and a guy curb sat with me until my friends came.
I don’t remember much from that night except everybody hated me.

The Skeptic’s Dictionary has an in depth discussion on alien abduction.

Don’t miss “Part 6: Actual Photograph of a Possible Alien”
in which I single-handedly solve the mystery of alien life on earth. It exists!

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