When a chicken brings you arugula, it is considered an act of love.
I certify no animals were harmed during the making of this comic.
The scarecrow is a trained professional.
My class project is due and finals are on Wednesday.
My salad days, when I was green in judgment…
Quotation from Wm. Shakespeare, Anthony And Cleopatra
Boys, I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad.
Quotation from Lyndon B. Johnson, former American President
I read about a girl in Australia who got pregnant from swimming in a public pool. She sued the city and won because the municipality had not properly chlorinated the pool.
Can You Really Get Pregnant From a Toilet? (Women’s Answers)
Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant.
Quotation from Jim Cole
Customer service is tricky. Shoppers don’t like to be pounced upon the minute they walk into a store. But they also want someone to be there the minute they want or need something.
(The customer is) Not Always Right (NotAlwaysRight.com)
People expect good service but few are willing to give it.
Quotation from Robert Gately