I think the bartender was flirting.
I am not a sexy woman. I’m not beautiful. I’m not a sex kitten. I don’t flirt with people, yet I’ve been tagged more of a sex symbol than women who truly are– and I that’s solely because I don’t reveal too much. People are curious.
Quotation from Shirley Manson
I like my women like I like my coffee… covered in bees!
Quotation from Eddie Izzard
Face it: Wooing is out, Woo Woo is in. Courtship in America ended somewhere between the time the television shows The Brady Bunch and The Love Boat were cancelled.
One good idea would be to invite the Pisces lady to your home to show her your aquarium. You should start your seduction process when she is engrossed in seeing fishes in your aquarium. Give her a kiss on the shoulders and this will automatically lead her to your bedroom.
Quotation from “Seduction by Sun Signs” (TheSecretsofSeduction.com)
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1, 3 and 5.
Quotation from a Personal Ad (DateHookup.com)
Food is seduction. Prepared with fresh ingredients and some imagination, it excites the senses and engages the mind. Food is the ultimate foreplay.
Never trust a woman who doesn’t like to eat. She is probably lousy in bed.
Quotation from Federico Fellini
“Nice cookies.”
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“You have a good one” is akin to saying “Have a Nice Day.”
Isn’t it ironic that “A Good One” is also a congratulatory phrase used when someone tells a “Good Joke?”
Men are most apt to believe what they least understand.
Quotation from Michel Eyquem, Of Cripples
Today was wonderful in the San Francisco bay area. For the first time in months, we got a “real” rain with rivulets and puddles. It rained all day, and it is forcast to rain again tomorrow. It’s been a very dry year, and we need the water.
The rain is raining all around,
It falls on field and tree,
It rains on the umbrellas here,
And on the ships at sea.
Poem by Robert Louis Stevenson, Rain
The monotone of the rain is beautiful,
And the sudden rise and slow relapse
Of the long multitudinous rain.
Poem by Carl Sandburg, Monotone
The night rain, dripping unseen,
Comes endlessly kissing my face and my hands.
Poem by D.H. Lawrence, Embankment at Night, before the War
Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite.
Quotation from Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook
Pheromones: Potential Participants in your Sex Life (CNN.com)
It’s simple. A hairy back alone offers too little material for a good fantasy. A sense of humor, confidence, and the ability to express yourself are turn-ons.
How to Be More Attractive to Women (eHow.com) “Display high social value.”
How To Be More Attractive To Men (eHow.com) “Smile. Cross your legs.”
Why Beautiful Women Marry Less Attractive Men (Live Science) “Women are more interested in having a supportive husband.”
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The severed head was held up… by the executioner. This was not, as many people think, to show the crowd the head, but to show the head the crowd and it’s own body! Consciousness remains for at least eight seconds after beheading, until lack of oxygen causes unconsciousness and death.
Quotation from Jack & Jill (Rhymes.org) Nursery Rhymes: Lyrics and Origins