I think the bartender was flirting.
I am not a sexy woman. I’m not beautiful. I’m not a sex kitten. I don’t flirt with people, yet I’ve been tagged more of a sex symbol than women who truly are– and I that’s solely because I don’t reveal too much. People are curious.
Quotation from Shirley Manson
I like my women like I like my coffee… covered in bees!
Quotation from Eddie Izzard
A wish for world peace from me to you. Merry Christmas.
Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year when people can obey their natural impulses and express their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious.
Quotation from Francis C. Farley
Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.
Quotation from Janice Maeditere
I love Canadians. Not only do they use blubber to keep warm, but their national cocktail is the Bloody Caesar. It’s like a Bloody Mary, except they use Mott’s Clamato instead of tomato juice. And they garnish it with a pickle. (I’ll wait to try the vegetarian version.)
Of a lady come from Cape Cod she remarked: “She ate so many clams that her stomach rose and fell with the tide.”
Quotation from Louis Kronenberger
I can’t believe some of the stupid things I’ve done in my life. One time, I needed to plug in a vacuum cleaner. The tines on the plug-in were too wide, so I pressed them together as I inserted the plug. It was a shocking experience.
Love on the Fly: Volunteer Vacations (Time Magazine) An alternative to Spring Break is to volunteer serving in a soup kitchen or helping to build homes for the needy. Or even taking a volunteer vacation somewhere far from home.
Spring is nature’s way of saying, “Let’s party!”
Quotation from comedian Robin Williams