I must have done something really awful in a past life. The great karmic hand in the sky reached down and smote me again. Luckily, I didn’t break anything. I sprained my thumb and elbow. I got a few abrasions and contusions (medical talk for scrapes and bruises).
Hang a faceted crystal in the center of the bathroom; place a three-inch round mirror on the ceiling directly above the toilet to visually reverse the downward flow of water; place earth-type objects in the corners of the room to stabilize the energy.
Quotation from Stephanie Roberts, The Pocket Idiot’s Guide to Feng Shui
(Feng shui toilet tips)
Women have this higher alternative value of how to spend their time.
Quotation from Grace Tsiang, as quoted in Women Desert Wall Street (Reuters)
I love this quote.
No results found for “Hiking shoes for two left feet”.
Quotation from Google search
Dear Sera, I get that, yet one so young and beautiful as you doesn’t fall and not able to get up as I do, it sucks, hope the pain goes away, if not, take pain pill and fly…..Have a great weekend, sorry about the bobos
A mirror above the toilet? That’s even too kinky for me.
I love the word ‘smote’. But I’m sorry you were ‘smote’. Smite back next time!
Hey, a mirror above the toilet is better than one in the toilet, and easier to clean. In my drinking days I bowed and gave sacrifice to the porcelain god often. Earth-type objects in the corners of the bathroom mean you don’t clean often enough.
When we dance through life every so often a crack in the sidewalk may catch us unaware. The best answer is to brush ourselves off and keep dancing.
oh yes i know!! i loved hamlet and macbeth, my two faves…. i had it memorized, i don’t know if i’ve got it memorized correctly tho… to be or not to be, that is the question, whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing them, end them, to die, to sleep, perchance to dream, aye there’s the rub…
now what did you do to deserve all your injuries, hopefully your toilet didn’t cause them!!
Wow ! I hope other parts of your life are more lucky !
I wish you a quick healing process !
Wonderfull
To visually reverse the downward flow? What? Because we’d want that to flow UP?
I’m sending kisses for your boo boos. XO
You have a way of making fun of the most uncomfortable situations. Hope all of your bumps and bruises heal soon!!
as Susan said, ”keep dancing”. …but dance slowly and carefully, just for a little while. and do something nice for yourself. …and, i’m all over what Cheri said…..!?
Double bad luck is followed by double good luck. It’s a Chinese proverb I just made up.
So that’s what I’ve been doing wrong. I’ll be at Home Despot getting a mirror if anyone needs me. Sorry about the fall, hope you heal quickly.
I am sure eternal recurrence will not revisit you again with any more bathroom mishaps but in the meantime I wish you a speedy recovery. Best wishes
Oh, no. Keyboarding with one hand. Hugs and kisses coming your way. Take care of yourself.
Everybody has 2 left feets once in life
I hope u get well soon!
You are so beautiful, even while your head is over a toilet bowl.
Speedy recovery, my dear.
i hope you feel better seraphine. this is terrible news. please be well. hugs.
Seraphine: Having taken a fall down some steps outside with some minor injuries, I can totally empathize with you on your spill and I am sending love and (((HUGS))) your way to heal and to take good care. I’m catching up with you here and enjoying my visit as usual!
Oh, I hope the bumps and bruises have gone, a kiss to make them better X. Your comic is so wonderfully funny, it always makes me laugh.
lol they do look like eggs…. and my white cat is PINK, i had no idea my mac monitor wasn’t calibrated properly, BAAAD MAC, now i’ve got a pc monitor of hub’s and the colors are shocking!!! how are your contusions, my friend? is your hubby rubbing medicine on them? when i got my gallbladder out i got hub to rub the medicine on the wounds, even tho i was perfectly capable lol it’s nice to get taken care of….
after you have left your comment on the comment page ABOVE the top comment is the name of the previous photo and a little back arrow, did you find it??
yeah that cherry blossom thing was a rare stroke of genius for me lol every spring our neighbor’s cherry tree leaves those blossoms all over our driveway, and they were so evenly spaced and stuff, i thought i would take a picture of the driveway and use it as a texture, so i waited till fall, took another pic of the cherry tree and put the texture on top, the only other thing i should have done was gotten out the ladder to get higher, because then i could have used it as a snow texture
thanks about my new web design, i made the pics small enuff to be seen on laptops, and many strokes of luck to get the border around the pictures, first to get the code to do it, then to meet a girl who turned the border into a transparent png so it didn’t have an edge… and the ‘banner’ if you can call it that was a forum sig that my hubby had made for me when i had a forum on my website…. it took me ages to find it on my hard drive coz it was from years ago!!
btw i love you sister //(*_*)\\
So sorry about all those left feet.. I am,myself, a fabulous tripper –
not of the drug sort – (though I use to be fabulous at that too) –
but of the 2 left feet sort –
I’m thankful you only had to apply those two particular medical terms to define your injuries – this is a good thing – and I really think we better do something about that damn google and get them up to speed. : )!
oooh yes, a back rub sounds heavenly, but my husband won’t give them to me, coz he has a traumatic memory of his grandma asking for back rubs, so he then marries somebody with the worst back ever
Ohhhhhhhh. I’m so sorry, Sera. Sigh. Ugh. I always wonder what the Universe wants to teach me when I’m slowed down like that. Sometimes I never find out.
Ohhhhh Opppppps
Hope You are feeling better, Sera!!!
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Hey Sera, ever thought of buying 2 pairs of hiking shoes and wearing only the left ones???? LOL!!! Best and Cheers:))