“Beeeeee” said the llama. That is very good advice. Just be.
The wife should always avoid the company of female beggars, female buddish mendicants, unchaste and roguish women, female fortune tellers and witches.
Quotation from Vatsyayana, Kama Sutra (Aphorisms on Love) “When love becomes intense, pressing with the nails or scratching the body with them is practised on the following occasions: On the first visit; at the time of setting out on a journey; on the return from a journey; at the time when an angry lover is reconciled; and lastly when the woman is intoxicated.”

wow, a llama can teach you a thing or two!!! this comic was just great lolol ‘what are you reading?’ hahhaha would have been my first question
i wub you sera <3
‘I know you like it
You like it on top
Tell me baby
When you gonna stop?’
What you listening to?
Robert Llamer
or should that be Plama
RULES, RULES RULES…
This made me laugh! As if anyone can teach someone how to ‘be’!!!
I remember an old cartoon that had a guy lying on his belly and a girl lying on top of him on her back. The caption said, ‘What number Sutra is this again?’
Ha! That’s pretty funny susan
Very creative and gave me a chuckle, Have a good week
What goes on in that head of yours? I think I need some of whatever you are taking because you are the most creative person around.
Those are some seriously awesome glasses that the guy in the photo is wearing. Also, very good advice above. I’m willing to help, any wives should immediately send all unchaste and roguish women to me at the following address…
I think PNG doesn’t make a significant difference. If it works for you, go for it!
As for the Llama Sutra…if it works for you, go for it !!
Love the title, lol.
awwww seraphine, seraphine, you do my heart good, a show with my pictures about nothing almost sounds like a good idea, i could call it that ‘a show about nothing’ but yeah i don’t save printable versions of my pics, only save for web
you’re wonderful!!
haha.. and I love susans comment too!! . keep on laughing!!
the llamas who own some friends of mine bear a strong resemblance to the fellow in the picture (sans fab specs) ….it’s more expression than anything else. watchful, and in charge. their names are Hector and Pedro, and they’re now in retirement, after decades of guarding cattle. my friends call them ‘the grumpy old men’. i’m told they were the bane of any predator within spitting distance. i think i would fit into the category of unchased women….. possibly slightly roguish as well….. no wonder the pious ladies prefer other company.
I’m about as flexible as a llama, so I’m sure I’d love the book!
Intoxicated women scratch? Hum. I’m glad the dudes don’t!
I think you’ve only scratched the surface here.
That’s from ‘Kama Sutra: the uncut version’, including the bestiality chapters.
The whole scratching at specific times is a bit odd. The only time i don’t mind getting scratched is during sex. Any other time she better have a damn good reason for it.
Very funny, my those glasses!
Un petit bonjour de France!
AmitiƩs:CLAIRE
Llamas can also spit very far.
Yeah, listen to the llamas…and Bear in mind what Savo said…
What I read recently…. Beeeee still and know that I am God.
So, I’m beeeeeing. And it’s not always so easy.
xo
That must be quite a book!
Nice.
Is this connected in any way to the Dolly Llama?