We tried to find a good excuse to extend our mini-holiday in Santa Cruz. We could think of a thousand “lame” excuses: We forgot which day it was; We couldn’t drive home because it was a ‘Spare the Air’ day; We had to clean up a potato that exploded in the microwave. But unfortunately, we couldn’t think of a GOOD excuse to stay.

Bad excuses are worse than none.
Quotation from Thomas Fuller

Please excuse Blanche from jim today. She is administrating.
Quotation from 28 Funny Excuses for Missing School (School-Survival.net)