Face it: Wooing is out, Woo Woo is in. Courtship in America ended somewhere between the time the television shows The Brady Bunch and The Love Boat were cancelled.
One good idea would be to invite the Pisces lady to your home to show her your aquarium. You should start your seduction process when she is engrossed in seeing fishes in your aquarium. Give her a kiss on the shoulders and this will automatically lead her to your bedroom.
Quotation from “Seduction by Sun Signs” (TheSecretsofSeduction.com)
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1, 3 and 5.
Quotation from a Personal Ad (DateHookup.com)
I have an appreciation of fuschias
Duck me Sera, the spring has got to you and you’ve gone quackers
You’ve got me singing, “Froggy went a-courtin’ and he did ride, uh-huh…”
Not a bad way to start the morning.
“To woo” “Woo” – may be a lost art but I love these expressions.
Not only have some foreign birds made it to your soil, but they seem to be all mixed up. Pssst…tell them they ‘honk’
Spring is in the air…we’ve all gone a little crazy!
Love this posting!
Quoink ! spring is on the air . I love your silly comics
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have a great day
Oh, good grief, I, for one (and I realize to each her own), would not want a partner who wanted me to cook (or consume) frog legs. Heh.
Duck legs? Another matter altogether.
O thou with dewy locks, who lookest down
Through the clear windows of the morning, turn
Thine angel eyes upon our western isle,
Which in full choir hails thy approach, O Spring!
~ Wordsworth
They just don’t write lines like that anymore.
those are some funny excerpts you have up here now.. love you humor..
Well the problem seems to be a lot of people are only looking for lines 1,3,and 5. Nothing wrong with that in the short term but unless you want to be alone in your old age something more is required.
I want a bird that goes “quoink.”
They’re very pretty.
Alas, romance is dead. Sigh. But love your sketches and sense of humor!
hahahaha that whole thing made me laugh to the flying pig sounds and the lines 1, 3, and 5 lolol and it’s not so easy to make me laugh these days… hey can you go vote for my pic? you don’t have to sign up for anything, just hit the vote button, it’s a contest called ‘i love my pet’ and i could win a painting of coco and hubby…. wouldn’t that be a great memoire? http://storybrush.com/index.php?cmd=fh,cpt_entrant&id=38
oh and that wasn’t my porch, my porch is full of crap, we keep getting letters to clean it up lol.. but i was charmed by that old chair on the pretty clean porch and snapped the picture of somebody else’s house… i would love a porch like that too, believe me, but my hubby is a ‘collector’ lolol
thank you for the vote sister, i wonder how expensive those are without winning
nope no frames, even tho he was an artist, nothing EVER got framed lol… he was great at detailed pencil drawings, not so much at painting, nope, not so much
he sold or gave away most of his stuff, it’s a forgotten era unfortunately… very sad, and you should print ALL your comics!!!
hahahaha who’s tummy is whiter, i just got that bit lolol and also who’s tummy is hairier lol
well then make a coffee table book out of them, sell it on etsy and amazon
The donkey is braying!
LOl gosh that’s hilarious, well done girl !
This made me laugh!! Let the mating dance begin!!!
Interestingly, though, Steve McQueen enjoyed watching The Love Boat! True story!
You must be kidding, Ms. Sera. Tomorrow’s post, I scheduled for Nostalgia, is called “The Art Of Seduction”.
This is too good to be true. 
Do you believe in coincidence (or should I say in teh Probability Theory)? :=)
lol….that gave me a good laugh
…and it’s too bad. Courtship used to bring people closer and was really more romantic.
As usual, the comic is hilarious. You never fail to make me laugh, Seraphine.
Yeah, there’s something to be said about seduction.
yeah space is over 99% space and we’re STILL gonna get hit by a meteor!!!
you messin’ wid me? lol possible only means possible, not even probable, never mind GONNA HAPPEN lolol
sparky wants to meet you, why don’t you come on up to da howze?
oooooh you are too clever for my own good lolol
i’m getting a bidet tomorrow, hopefully it will be delivered tomorrow…. so at least my own arse won’t be messin’ wid me no mo….
Would a date be considered courtship? Let’s face it, I have never understood the concept of a date. It doesn’t exist in France you know. Not that we…er… you know, right away. We just don’t really date.