The Difference Between a Woman and a Banana (Dedicated to Dani)
on December 20th, 2009Posted In: Comics
How to tell the difference between a woman and a banana: 4) Bananas give off ethylene gas. 3) The average erect banana is five to seven inches long (near-sighted), but subject to premature spotting and peeling. 2) It’s a known fact that women live longer than bananas. 1) Most bananas are picked green and never properly ripen.
Question: What does the idiom “going bananas” mean?
Answer: Going crazy, losing your mind. A lack of mental stability. To go bananas is symptomatic of doing irrational things, a lack of reason.
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LOL, yes bananas are very irrational beings, once i had one throw itself in my path so that i would slip on it…..
he doesn’t really have the flu, just for the picture
night night sweet sera, think i shall try to go to bed too….
Now I’m hungry.
I’m so glad that this was not a comparison between bananas and men, as I somehow know that I would not have measured up. I find the banana in the story rather A-peeling (groan) which possibly says something about my mental state! You brightened up my morning again, S. Awesome
What I understand (but I’m just a donkey) is that we’re equal but different?
I never had any affair with a banana!
Oh wow this is hilarious, I cracked up….Love this lol
I LOVE that banana. I’ve got some bruised ones around here & I’m going to draw some faces on them – they’ll add to (offset?) the festive decorations & give people a laugh.
A crazy thing to do? Am I going bananas? I’m thinking yes & quite happy to be that way.
i like when bananas sneak into my tote bag and wink at me before lunch.
hey sera, i’m doing something different at poemflesh2. please stroll by
and offer your comments on my interview with michele battiste, thanks.
Is that a banana in your pocket?
I just made a ripe banana, chocolate chip, greek yogurt smoothie! oWe are in sync on a 1 out of 3 level.
A sweetly sad saga of disillusioned soft fruit
hahaha … great story and pictures … lol … well done
It always makes me happy to see bananas the way they were meant to be seen – in bunches in a warm country.. Everything is better where bananas reside.
oh, my god! very excellent knowledge! i’ve learned a lot today! thank you, seraphine!
i really like the kind of humor you display on your site, very nice! happy holidays to you as well. =]
There was a Woody Allen film called “Banana’s”. I never saw it. But I did see “Play It Again, Sam” which was so hysterically funny with Jerry Lacy showing up repeatedly as the ghost of Bogart that technically-speaking, that film was banana’s in the best sense of the word!
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Erect banana…. are there any that are not erect ? A lot can be said for bananas. Did you ever see my banana shot many months ago ?
Dani was the best – i shall miss her.
Lol, funny banana and cute too!
Top bananas
Hmmmmm. Do I detect some phallic message here, Seraphine?!
LOL ! I often go bananas… I’m a little crazy !!
I don’t eat women! But I like them very much
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Great invention!
Everything has an end, except bananas, which are two
funny topic Sera
Oh I’m going banana reading and looking at this so much enjoyable post ! Thank you Seraphine, i smiled & smiled and still do. This is so funny and more : witty, like the girl you seem to be. Bye, bananazzzz*
When I heard someone saying that, for me is so fun!!!
hehhehe
Mery X-mas Sera!!
like a fish-really nice site-strange photo, s
Yes, I’ll admit it, I’m going bananas – that’s why I came here to get some relief….and now this!
Sera, you are growing on me… is that the correct way to say this? I don’t know, doesn’t matter, you know what I mean. I am totally stressed out of having not done any diddly-shit for the Xmas dingdong, got a lenoleum woodblock today, will carve some awesome scene (which scene???) tomorrow and send it out to some needy relatives. and maybe some friends.
I hate this season, wish I was in Cuba. On the other hand, my desire is not to end like Hemingway. Have you ever tasted the Caribbean during northern winter months? I have not! If you have enough stash and cash, by me a ticket…..pleaseeeeeeeee!
If I don’t talk to you before this, I talk to you then.
Merry everything to you, may our paths at some point cross again, be well and regards – Lukas.
A very cool and funny strip today and everyday.
What’s the deal between you, ladies, and bananas. Looks like it’s a complicated relationship.
Once, at the farmer’s market, I saw a young lady in teh cucumber isle. She was holding a 12″ long European cucumber and was totally immersed in a deep thought. At some point our eyes met and we both started laughing. She knew that I knew what she thought. I knew that she guessed that I knew.
hehehe I love it …wonderful!!!
Banana kind of looks like he is sporting a funky stache. I like it. Glad banana learned that everything is pain and sorrow and a lie. Illusions are a waste of time
Love it, love it, love it!
I will never see my bananas the same way. Actually, it’s almost cannibalism if I eat one, right?
You mean there is a difference?