I’m proud to think that I’m on Santa’s Nice List. But I take secret pleasure in knowing I’m somewhere on his Naughty List too.
I was often very, incredibly naughty, and if I didn’t come home at tea time, I used to be sent to bed without any dinner. But people used to bring me things; I was better fed in bed.
Quotation from Diane Cilento
Sorry there’s no photo in today’s comic. I’ve been virtuously wrapping gifts and decorating the house this weekend. I’m hoping to avoid the last minute holiday panic that gripped me last year.
You’re wrapping gifts already? You are a good elf.
in the immortal words of… some 80′s band… i want to be good is that not enough? and here in the bar the piano man pounds another nail in my heart… your 3 hos made me laugh lol
Lol……the top 3 hos on the naughty list?
i knoooooow what you mean about trucks, if one pulls up beside me when i have the window down, it’s engine noise reverberates in my chest and gives me an anxiety attack lol i’m also scared to pass one, coz i figure one of those many tires could explode any minute… one time i was driving behind a semi hauling blocks of wood, and one fell off the truck and started bouncing right toward my windshield!!! i don’t know how i escaped death that day, all i can say is ‘THANK YOU JESUS!!!’ lol and how
You know that in Madrid, you can buy a little bag of “coal” called “carbon des los reyes” (or magos). It comes in a little burlap sack.
It is a black coloured lump of confection similar to appearance to a piece of pumice (like sea foam candy)..
always a delight Sera Cosmic
Over the years, I’ve discovered Santa Claus cuts us a lot of slack. He’s either quite the push-over or harbours a secret fondness for naughtiness.
Are you on the waiting list for hell, too? I believe I am. As are so many of my friends.
Raising my Peppermint Mocha… Cheers.
Merry Christmas, Sera!
Its much more easy to maintain my presence on the naughty list. I wonder if i can go for a decade straight? Always have a goal.
“santa baby…. hurry down the chimney for me” love that song.
you’ve inspired me to actually decorate the house a bit for christmas this year. been a grinch since the kids grew up and moved away. i’m turning over a new…. erm…. snowflake.
besides, it’s too cold outside to do anything else.
I’ll go along with Santa. Give me the naughty list every time.
Ah yes – Santa is a dog. Typical guy. He loves the bad girls.
Very creative! Have fun decorating!
Long live Santa’s naughty list! Wish I could get on it.
I am sure that a home decorated by Seraphine has to be very special. I have a friend in the Mid-West who goes all-out for Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas. You walk into her place and there is an endless loop of Christmas music ranging from Elvis to The Beach Boys to Cha-Cha-Cha! Have fun, Sera!
I’m with Gfid on the decorating thing – not in a long time – but when we go back to the Atlantic coast I’m going to do it again. Happy decorating, you mostly very good girl.
Santa is a naughty boy!
In Italy, we scare kids with the Befana, a witch who bring coal to bad kids.
It is good to be on both lists – but probably more fun being on the naughty one (especially if you are Santa)!
The three ‘Ho’s designated like that is briliantly funny, and the thought of bad santa with such wishes delights me. I might even leave him a spliff of best ganja and a tot of Old Kentucky to get him in the mood, this Christmas.
Awesome, Seraphine
Wow, quite soon to be wrapping gifts! I haven’t even start my Christmas shopping. I went straight from finals into work and tomorrow I’m going to the mall to get gifts…probably for myself haha. I’m sure I’ll be on the Nice List.
Happy Holidays.
I don’t understand why the donkey has not be chosen this year… he is much more younger!
People forget Santa needs a little action sometimes. He is such a dirty old slut.