Unwanted romantic attention is sexual spam. Sure, you can sexually spam a thousand people and– maybe– get laid once, but what’s the point?
Researchers Become Spammers To See How Successful Spam Is (TechDirt.com) Computer scientists at the University of California took over a zombie network to send out bogus spam and watch the fake orders roll in. Except they didn’t get many orders. They sent out 350 million spam messages, and received a grand total of 28 orders. But, even accepting the researchers’ numbers, they found that the full zombie network they used could probably bring in about $7k per day, or about $2 million per year.
I opened my email one morning a couple of months ago and saw 70 new messages. For a split second I thought my blog had become popular and wondered what I’d done wrong. The it turned out that multiple posts had new comments in.. Chinese, I think. The only English word was ‘sex’. Buncha fools..
$7k a day on 28 orders? i have a twitter account, i keep forgetting to use it tho… and i will prolly use it less now that i have your perspective on it lol…. i so look forward to your posts!
Not always easy not to be just an object or a bank account!
It is a colossal expenditure of energy for a small return. Which tells us at least two things about them: (1) they are not environmentally friendly since they act in a manner that makes profligate use of resources, (2) they are not likely very sincere and committed since their total investment in you is very, very tiny.
Sometimes, I wonder what it is like to be a woman / girl and recieve so much attention. My wife (who is from Peru) told me tha ton ething she missed in Canada was being whistled at or called to in the streets. I told her that in Canada, that would be considered harrassment. She thought we were backwards.
One of our new patients lost his life savings in the Nigerian scam. First time I’ve met someone who fell for it…. there really is one born every minute
dang! i need to be more careful about scam artists.
If I had a penny for every little blue pill I’d been offered….
I’m stiff enough thanks though these days it’s in all the wrong places.
always adore your public announcement
Lol, that face is truly creepy. “Oh baby got to get me some of that”…is the exact opposite reaction i hope any woman would have to that. Wow. Personally i think a lot of people today are focusing way too much on the sexual aspect of relations instead of just being with someone because you enjoy their company. If sex comes form it later than “bonus!”.
Lol, that face is truly creepy. “Oh baby got to get me some of that”…is the exact opposite reaction i hope any woman would have to that. Wow. Personally i think a lot of people today are focusing way too much on the sexual aspect of relations instead of just being with someone because you enjoy their company. If sex comes form it later then “bonus!”.
Woops lol. Sorry for the multiple postings.
Seems Paul Klee was onto something when he painted his ‘twittering machine’ in 1922… perhaps we’re all birds on a wire, after all, just waiting to be fed. (Hi Sera!)
There is no point. If you order from a spam, you may not get a quality product, you may not even get it or rather someone may steal your credit card details. And getting this kind of laid once usually happens when both of them were so drunk they didn’t even what happened. So really, what’s point?
Sexual spam… love it! Well, the expression, not sexual spam. That sucks. Especially the Viagra spam… don’t they get that I’m a woman???
LOL LOL LOL, your post made me laugh…
I love it how the gal goes “That’s exactly why I don’t tweet”!
That is absolutely hilarious! Great work on this one!
Sexual spam, indeed. Good thing you are aware! lol, Sera!!
full of legend sense!!! even the photo is filled with great dynamic!!!
I tweet your post ! a lot
thanks 
These spammers and scammers need to get a hobby….like photography.
Every day your blog is a great pleasure to discover, thanks Seraphine!
Great work on this one , Sear ! You are hilarious !
SERA ,, sorry, something happened to my letters … still early morning here
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Sexual Spam, that is too good!
Lord help us.
that is a hot term ‘sexual spam’! that should be included in the dictionary!
Well, if spam didn’t work, no one would use it.