If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Quotation from comedian Steven Wright
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Are you crazy? Water is gross, fishes have sex in it! I’d rather not let my food fall at all.
What colour lipstick is that? Gorgeous red. Almost looks like a Geisha red.
Cats always land on their feet and even if thrown out the window they are able spread their legs and glide like a squirrel. So feel free to throw out your cat and eat your toast afterwards with him or her with gay abandon, but preferably not off the floor or in the water.
Best wishes
Like your maths but you will get hairy toast
It just depends on what I dropped..
Let’s hope that act didn’t drop something from behind on the ground before you pick up that skittle.
They still land on their feet. That’s where the name “Cool Cat” comes from!
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If wet food falls on dry ground, it’s not safe even if it’s fewer than five seconds. This is my rule and it’s just based on stuff sticking to it. If you have to brush the food off, you’re too hungry and/or needy to be carelessly dropping food.
I had to make this rule for myself the day I knocked the top scoop off my ice cream cone. And yes, it hurt my soul to the core.
You gotta love Steven Wright.
i’ve never met a cat who’d let you strap food on its back…. and are there no clumsy kitties? what about the theory that children must eat some dirt in order to be healthy – regardless of how long it takes for the dirt to stick to whatever they’re sticking in their mouths?