Hello. Do you have any Weed & Feed?
Pardon me, ma’am?
It prevents seeds from germinating, but it’s good for wood.
Have you tried mulching?

Oh! he has trampled me
Under his feet, and made the blood stream down
My pallid cheeks. And he has given us all
Ditch-water, and the fever-stricken flesh
Of buffaloes, and bade us eat or starve,
And we have eaten.

Quotation from Percy Bysshe Shelley, The Cenci: A Tragedy in Five Acts