Keeping hydrated is crucial to one’s health, because getting up to pee is the only exercise some people get while using the computer. But if you find yourself sitting in wetness, turn the computer off and get help immediately. You’re addicted.
Backward, flow backward, O tide of the years!
I am so weary of toil and of tears,
Toil without recompense, tears all in vain,
Take them, and give me my childhood again!
Poem by Elizabeth Akers Allen, Rock Me to Sleep

I’m not at that point – yet….
Oh man there are some days i have gradually figured out that i needed to pee like an hour or more ago. I doubt i will ever get to the point of a wet seat, maybe when i’m 70 or so. I do love me some puter.
Lost childhood? Paaaalease…i haven’t lost anything. I watch cartoons regularly every day. I don’t run and jump around as much but age is all in your head baby. Your as old as you let yourself be. Have fun!!
I’m not yet to the point of needing a foley and a leg bag but it’s nice knowing they’re available as an option.
LMAO @ “because getting up to pee is the only exercise some people get while using the computer.”