My neighbor got remarried. I accidentally called his new wife Kelly. Why didn’t he marry an Emma or a Riley, instead of someone whose name is so close to his ex-wife’s name? Doh!
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Quotation from Bill Cosby
Here lies one whose name was writ in water.
Quotation from the tombstone of John Keats
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