It is considered good luck if the bride finds a spider in her wedding dress. Sew a small pearl into the bride’s gown and she will cry on her wedding day. If the hem is torn, the wedding will end in death.
Boob Punching (YouTube) Or you could give her another toaster.
Her wardrobe mistress hung herself; the palace gatekeeper cut his throat; the colonel leading the wedding procession collapsed from sunstroke; the stationmaster was crushed to death under the wheels of the honeymoon train; the king’s aide was killed when falling from his horse; and the best man shot himself. After all that, even the cake was in tiers.
Princess Cisterno’s 1867 wedding to the Duke D’Aosta, according to Britain.tv

wow – princes cisterno had some wedding
what’s going on why are we talking weddings here? LOL
‘If the hem is torn, the wedding will end in death.’
Doesn’t everything?
How silly is that boob punching video?
And if for some sentimental (crazy) reason you save your wedding dress and years later it gets ripped to shreds by some drugged-up burglars, that doesn’t bode well either… (noted with a wry grin)
Hahaha! Seraphine, I recall Cyndi Lauper singing outdoors in New York when a bird dropping landed in her mouth. She grabbed a hankerchief and cleaned up, finished the song and said afterwards that she read that was “Good Luck”.
wow, my I.Q. just dropped sharply watching that video. “you slapped my boob”