The world can be divided into two kinds of people: Conservative and Liberal; Those that have clean houses and those that have Abyssian cats; Those who admit they pee in the shower and those who lie. What two kinds of people have you noticed? (It’s not a test. You don’t have to be right.)

Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you’re really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I’ve got a few missing. It’s ok though, because I’ve got some more vibrant colors like periwinkle at my disposal. I have a bit of a problem though in that I can only meet the 8-color boxes.
Quotation from John Mayer (who has dated Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Simpson)