A my name is ALEX, my husband’s name is AIDAN, we live in AL’BAMA and we bring home APPLES.
B my name is BRIANNA, my husband’s name is BILL, we live in BOSTON and we bring home BOATS.
C my name is CARA, my husband’s name is CONNOR, we live in CINCINNATI and we bring home CORN.
D my name is DEMI, my husband’s name is BRUCE, we live in IDAHO and we bring home POTATOES.
–Jump Rope Rhyme

The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let’s see: Don’t tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you’re sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.
Quotation from Homer Simpson