Ten pounds, it was reckoned, was about the price that Mr. Taylor would ask for a cocker spaniel. Mr. Taylor was the head of the gang. As soon as a lady in Wimpole Street lost her dog she went to Mr. Taylor; he named his price, and it was paid; or if not, a brown paper parcel was delivered in Wimpole Street a few days later containing the head and paws of the dog.
Quotation from Virginia Woolf, Flush: a Biography
Each Grunting Mallard features a unique voice box that makes a realistic sound when squeezed and drives dogs wild! -Ad for Grunting Mallard Migrating Duck Dog Toy
Dog that Quacks (YouTube) I wonder if this dog swallowed his Grunting Mallard Dog Toy?
Have you read “The Lady’s Maid” by Margaret Forster? It’s a fictional account of the life of Elizabeth Barrett Browning’s maid – very very interesting
What a grotesque scam.
The video? Cute puppy but the quacking would drive me crazy.
I think I would do a deal with Mr. Wimpole: a pound a week and leave my freaking dog alone, you jerk.
Ack. If that quacking dog really quacks, I think it is because they gave the dog a vocal chordectomy. I had a neighbor with dogs whose vocal chords had been removed and that’s how they sounded. It made me cry whenever those dogs made that sound out in her yard. I’d have rather heard the barking, I swear. But I digress . . . as I am wont to do.
Ah screw that. If he so much as touched my dog they would never find his remains. I hate people who harm animals. The cowardly bastards. Much like an animal who attacks a human…these people need to be put down.
Hmm. Not sure that video is legit. When he is pausing between barks and sort of getting ready to bark again his voice is much lower. So either its bunk or the poor thing has a real problem in his throat that needs to be dealt with.
No Andy had SCUM on his trail if I recall correctly.
I trust Matthew is a vegetarian.
We have guys in our neighbourhood in Cape Town who steal animals for muti….African magic. You litterally have to be careful, especially with kittens.
Two things:
#1 – people who do that kind of shit to dogs should be killed. I volunteer to do the killing.
#2 – Those are some SERIOUS nipples on that blue haired chick. Nice.
I’d have arranged for something to happen to that guy if he’d taken my dog. I’d have hired thugs to teach him a return lesson. Yetch to quacking doggies – how cruel – but hopefully not real.
As for comment from Mike??? Guys get off on imaginary nipples??? Lol! You gotta wonder where their brains are stewing sometimes.
All right! Cartoon nipples!
Personally, I wouldn’t have wanted to be Andy Warhol’s dog.. too many junkies trying to share my doggie bed would not have been fun.
incidentally there is a kidnapping crisis here in our country but sadly, the victims are not dogs but three international red cross volunteers. ack!
Sick! I’m just gonna stick with John J Savo and focus on the cartoon nipples.