Pooping is a shared human experience, so why do most people prefer “privacy” when they use the toilet? Public bathroom hint #1: Don’t use the toilet located directly in front of the mirrors, because people will be able to see you. Bathroom hint #2: Girls don’t fart.
P.S. Today’s my birthday. In honor of such, please feel free to sit on one cheek.
Video: Girls in the Restroom (YouTube.com)

It’s your birthday? wow – happy birthday Sera – hope you’re having fine fun xx
Happy Birthday to you … Happy birthday to you … etc, etc. Have a fantastic time my fellow Pisces person. Take as long as you like in the Restroom too!
happy birthday Sera
Bonne Fete Sera….
TU!
Thanks for the hints – although of course I’ve always known #2. (!!!)
Happy Birthday! I promise to honour it as suggested!
Happy Birthday Seraphine!
I always tell my husband about hint #2. He doesn’t believe me. He is mistaken.
Here’s a little birthday smile for you from Laura and me: Paper Moon
I hope you have a wonderful birthday. I’m sitting on one cheek right now.
Everyone is the age of their heart.
Happy Birthday, Sera.
One cheek salute!
Happy birthday!
It’s funny about the mirror thing. If you travel much you will notice that america is in the minority of societies that have stall doors with cracks in them so people can see in. The majority of places i’ve traveled had doors that stayed flush so people couldn’t see in. Not sure why that we do that.
Happy birthday, Sera!!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you. This is a funny post. I agree that we all poop. Personally I had rather not been seen through the cracks and you are right about #2. hahah.
Happy birthday Sera! I wish you much joy and comfort in 2009, and may you be far from earthquakes this year.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR SERA, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Enjoy every moment.
I can´t stand when people talk to me when I´m in the bathroom. French are a bit weird with that I think, Americans are more used to toilet humor. Maybe it´s cultural…
mieux vaut tard que jamais, Bon et heureux anniversaire !!
Back in the old country, they call this thing WC, short for water closet…
When I came to the US, RESTROOM was the location to take a piss. Rest what — your dick in dangling fingers? I don’t even know how you can rest a pussy in a restroom, it is beyond my comprehension. The usual routine I have reluctantly observed over the years, was a swift and fast move and had little to do with “rest”. But maybe I am just biased.