Pooping is a shared human experience, so why do most people prefer “privacy” when they use the toilet? Public bathroom hint #1: Don’t use the toilet located directly in front of the mirrors, because people will be able to see you. Bathroom hint #2: Girls don’t fart.
P.S. Today’s my birthday. In honor of such, please feel free to sit on one cheek.

Video: Girls in the Restroom (YouTube.com)