If 2.5 billion people don’t have toilets, it isn’t surprising that dancing is a favorite pastime. Dancing from one foot to the other (degage, it is called) was popular eons before the introduction of the Texas Two-Step. Can you imagine 2.5 billion people dancing? It’s either dancing, or following each other around picking up poop with hand-held plastic bags or pooper scoopers. Personally, I’d rather shimmy.

World Toilet Day, November 19th 2008 (World Toilet Organization)
Don’t laugh, a successful ‘big job’ is a big deal (The Straights Times)

May I also request you demand for clean toilets because that is another reason you could be holding back your urge and that is so unfair to your colon.
Quotation from Jack Sim, Founder, Restroom Association of Singapore

The authentic! I said
rising from the toilet seat.
The radiator in rhythmic knockings
spoke of the rising steam.
The authentic, I said
breaking the handle of my hairbrush as I
brushed my hair in
rhythmic strokes: That’s it,
that’s joy, it’s always
a recognition, the known
appearing fully itself, and
more itself than one knew.

Poem by Denise Levertov, Matins