Medical care is going to get more complicated. A new medical coding system is soon going to be released. Consisting of over 155,000 codes, ICD-10 will be used to define various ailments and treatments provided by doctors, labs and hospitals. The new system will have, for example, 45 different ways to describe a sprained ankle.
Insurance companies love complexity because every little coding error gives them a reason to deny or delay paying medical claims. Initial estimates predict coding errors will rise by as much as 25%.

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