What goes around comes around. But be careful, because you don’t want to be caught looking the wrong way when it happens.

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
Quotation from Will Rogers

In anticipating the unexpected, there are at least four political events in the Middle East that could make Obama’s hair turn prematurely white, quite apart from a terrorist attack. These include:
1. The collapse of the Palestinian Authority.
2. A Hizballah takeover of Lebanon, either through next year’s parliamentary elections or via extra-legal means.
3. A succession crisis in Egypt, a vitally important country with an octogenarian president and no open, transparent, and accountable system for the transfer of political power.
4. News of unexpected nuclear “success” by Iran.

Quotation from In Transition: The Obama Administration (The Washington Institute for Near East Policy)

It is against the law in San Francisco to wipe one’s car with used underwear, or to walk down any street if you are “ugly”.
Taken from Dumb Laws in California (DumbLaws.com)

Just think how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are even stupider!
Quotation from George Carlin