I’m pretty sure they weren’t weather balloons or airplane lights.
They were real live turkeys–FLYING! Which brings me to
Political Rule #1: Always believe your lies. It shows integrity.

I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we’re really talking about peace.
Quotation from American President George W. Bush

When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn’t like it. I didn’t inhale and never tried it again.
Quotation from Former American President Bill Clinton

I want to say this to the American people. I want you to listen to me… I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
Another Quotation from Bill Clinton

Wall Street Sex Scandals, A Partial History (Wall Street Journal)

I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years.
Another Quotation from Bill Clinton