Sometimes I think intelligent and government are contradictory terms.

Palentology: The Science of Dealing with Alaska’s First Female Governor and U.S. Vice Presidential Nominee. (Palintology.com)

What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.
Quotation from Alaska Governor Sarah Palin

(while looking at a picture of Stifler’s mom)
Guy #2: Dude that chick’s a MILF!
Guy #1: What to hell is that?
Guy #2: M-I-L-F. Mom I’d Like to F*ck!

Quotation from the movie American Pie