Pre-NeoModern Theory: When in doubt, spend your way out.
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten -please allow me to bump thee.
I’m steppin’ tall, y’all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
Lyrics from Digital Underground, The Humpty Dance
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the King’s horses and all the King’s men
Couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty in his place again.
Quotation from Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass
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