With all due respect to Jessica Simpson, my
preference is to respect another person’s space.
Jessica Simpson and a Giveaway! (Rachael Ray Show)
Farting Dog Harmonics (Fart-Joke.com) Give these little guys some Jessica’s Fancy perfume and the whole family will appreciate it.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.”
Quotation from Rita Rudner
NEVER use the elevators at the gimcrack…….
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I draw a blank – nothing to say…
Did you know that some of the most expensive perfumes use a base mixture of natural skunk spray and then mix their aromas into it?
I am not kidding, it is true – I am not in a lying mode today.
Why do they do this?
Because the smell lasts a long, long time that way. Pretty clever, eh?
I’m so glad I don’t watch television.
Men can bye really expensive shampoo to the car and cheep to their hair and body…so what is wrong with “Old spice”
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I’ve been living under a rock this past week. I guess I missed this about Jessica Simpson. Oh, the tragedy!
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Jessica Simpson is a fart…
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Oh oh, is that why French love their perfume? I now know the truth about my culture!
I think Jessica Simpson is missing a brain. Must be somewhere, hope we can give it back to her.
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I once read that in the most exquisite and expensive perfumes they add some urine- and excrement odors elements. Lert’s be honest: we like our own odors, but find other’s odors disgusting. The same perfume we adore when smelled on our beloved, is only irritating when smelled on a stranger or people we don’t like. Interesting!
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heheh
thats fun!
a kiss!!
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Oh dear. I will remember never to get into an elevator with Jessica Simpson.
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The pheremones that attract are fairly unsmellable to the naked nose so I’m told. No doubt they will try anything. Which pretty much sums up Jessica Simpson. Is she part of that other dysfunctional Simpson family? I suspect so.
Pet animals act like two year old human species, generally called man, or was it the other way around? Give me a break Sera.
Your sensual preference of gender might be one thing, but to therefore drown about 48% of the human race as idiots, is an other issue all together.
Did you just bite me again, or is there just an irritating and lingering scent of aftershave in the elevator?
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Now sweet smelling perfume is wonderful, but occasionally I get a whiff of a brand that makes me feel positively ill! I have yet to find a men’s “after shave lotion” that smells awful!
Who are the testers?
I understand there are about 300 new perfumes every year and the average smell life is just a few years before it becomes ‘on the nose’! so to speak. The advertising, packaging and promotion is about 4 times the cost to make the actual perfume, so I ask you why isn’t it in stored in drums for you to fill your containers with different flavours when your next at the super market ?
Best wishes
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Apparently she farts roses or something.
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